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Artists For Earthquakes is an activist group concerned with issues of sustaining livability and arts culture in Vapid City. We seek a solution to this city's housing and arts crises by promoting a 'quake-positive' agenda including social activism and seismic instigation.

MAYOR WILLIE WINGNUT WON'T LISTEN TO US
MAYBE HE'LL LISTEN TO THE SAN ANDREAS FAULT

For further information please email QuakeNow@ArtistsForEarthquakes.org.

Artists For Earthquakes periodically engages in actions to voice our support for the Seismic Solution to Vapid City's current woes. Future plans include:

• open call for a mathematician to calculate the resonant frequency of the peninsula
• distribution of Earthquake Provocation Kits and pro-quake propaganda
• outdoor pro-quake rally - performances by evicted bands, lots of drum troupes, pro-earthquake speeches, and a general good time for all
• ongoing performance by the elite Hayward Fault Tapdancing Corps (already in progress)
• promotion of earthquake preparedness and training (we don't want to see humans hurt, just property values.)